Just doon the park wae Big Al there

[Sconemeister1314]

A couple of steamers fae Erskine came running up tae me , acting like phannys .


Anyway they asked why i was wearing white leather slippers , thats like a red rag tae a bull .


Big Al hud the two clowns spreadeagled




Should i change ma slippers ?

[Dullard]

I change ma slippers for no c***t.

Unless they have been soiled by mud or that.

[Sconemeister1314]

I bet you wear woofter slippers .

[Dullard]

I wear Ozzy Osbourne slippers.

Are you calling Ozzy a woofter?

[Archiebaird]

Scone and Big Al tend to attract attention when they are oot.

[Dullard]

You simply cannot argue with these bad boys

[scots]

Scone and Big Al tend to attract attention when they are oot.

[DeeMo]

You can't beat brown sheepskin moccasins with soft soles from sheep land in Devon