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    Alex Jones

    Says she has to be very fit to climb the moonlight buttress for sport relief, she can climb on my pole anytime she wants

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    re: Alex Jones

    She's got more teeth than a grand piano, this however is no obstacle to playing the 'beast wae two backs' I must stress.

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    I'm sure she would be careful with her teeth. She is one ***y Welsh woman. Whoever does her wardrobe though needs shot. Hardly ever her body is on show, she gets dressed like a granny. Seeing her tonight albeit briefly in the tiight Lycra shows what a beautiful, ***y body is under these old persons clothes.

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    deemo, you should write that stuff for a living

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    She is a phucking weapon.

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    She's a skinny Welsh boot with a face like something from a Roman cartoon.

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    well i'd phucking let her share my self abuse chariot (bed) any day of the week

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    re: Alex Jones

    Quote Originally Posted by CB_1874
    She's a skinny Welsh boot with a face like something from a Roman cartoon.
    she's nae skinny AJ. Did you not see her body in the tight Lycra last night? She has got a fantastic pair of breasts and her ar$e is amazing.Her thighs are all woman and she could wrap them around me anyday.. She might not be the best looking woman but there is something ***y about her.I love her soft Welsh accent and I would let her do whatever she fancied to me

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    I like women with a bit of meat on their bones. Pumpin' Alex Jones would be like sh@gging an ironing board. For that reason, I'm out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CB_1874
    I like women with a bit of meat on their bones. Pumpin' Alex Jones would be like sh@gging an ironing board. For that reason, I'm out.
    I wish I could put a photo up of her mate. She is meatier than I thought she was. Seeing her last night made my groin area tingle I even think Danny would pump her.
    Each to their own though AJ, if you don't want her I sure as phuck will

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