Stoko doing The Jailhouse Rock

[Sir_Walter_Timslayer]

And I'll bet he wasn't wearing Blue Suede Shoes - view external link

[gersforme]

i think the manager said he wasnt going to preach morals to his players or words to that effect.

At least he knows his limitations.

[IanAberdon]

You're a bit of a Moody Blue the night Wattie.

Maybe coz your team's Way on Down...

[happytim]

assaulting an elvis impersonator is not on.

i mean surely there must have been a michael jackson or rick astley impersonator in attendance aswell that stokes could have stookied instead.

but all ended well, the victim was all shook up, and one suspects the police had suspicious minds.

[gersforme]

sarto took his banning a bit far, i admit

[Airdrieman]

So a kid-on Elvis was was beaten up by a kid-on footballer?

Lawdy, Miss Clawdy!

[Rangersmandownunder]

I heard the victim was lucky not to lose his eye, he will require years of treatment to repair his teeth and due to this vicious unwarranted unprovoked serious assault he will never perform again.

Hopefully the judge isnae a yahoo and punishes baldy nae maw to the full extent of the law, send him down m'lud.

[CB_1874]

He'll be lonesome tonight...

[Alternative_Poster]

The diving phukkers favourite Elvis song is I can't stand up for falling down.

He should have been Watching the Detectives and he wouldn't have been arrested.

[DITA]

Apparently Anthony Stokes has always acted like that In The Ghetto.