The Environment Agency

[Nevermore666]

The ****s phoned at 4.20 this morning to tell us the river has burst it banks and we should **** off out the house. We didn't and we're safe and dry.

[jiltedjohn]

Aye, but when will it be safe for you to come out of your loft?

[Nevermore666]

I should have just said to them "**** off, we're northern not southern shandy drinking softies!"

[griff]

The Ellen's over its banks round our way and threatening the railway. No trains from Carlisle to Maryport, which will be GOOD news for the Carlislians.

[moorlad]

The Moor's fine to be fair, so is Wukki't'n, in fact the sun's blinding.

[Nevermore666]

Water level on the Ehen has dropped by about 2ft in the last hour around our way.

[kel_]

Please do keep us* updated, cumbrains.

[deezel]

Water level on the Ehen has dropped by about 2ft in the last hour around our way.

Good news

I was just about to organise a food parcel for youse, plenty off of Cheese, Red Meat, Tea and lots of Sugar

At least you would'nt be drowned to death

[moorlad]

Water level on the Ehen has dropped by about 2ft in the last hour around our way.

Obviously, being at the Brow, the Ehen is just down the road from us. I of seen some photographs off of it this morning and it were very full to be honest. I don't give a **** though 'cos we're on top off of a geet ****ing hill so there's nee chance off of us getting wet.

I ofn't seen what the river is like in (the) Egremont (area) yet though so can't comment on beast's predicament.

[Pentridge]

It's an sunny day on the South Coast, although it is an bit parky.