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    It's the simple things in life...

    I just went for my Sunday afternoon jobby, and it was a non wiper. You all know what I mean, the one were you wipe your erse and there's nothing there, and you wipe it a second time anyway, just for the sheer enjoyment of the clean break.


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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Have you ever done a 'ghost sh*t'?

    Where you have a wee look & there's nothing there, nae skid marks, the big b*stard has just fired right round the u bend...

    Or has it?

    Back on topic, non-whipers are fantastic

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    I just went for my Sunday afternoon jobby, and it was a non wiper. You all know what I mean, the one were you wipe your erse and there's nothing there, and you wipe it a second time anyway, just for the sheer enjoyment of the clean break.

    Cheers for that forgot to take my diabetis tabs for some reason your post reminded me

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    I call that a 'phantom jobby', Mook, and they too are a cause for celebration.

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    I call that a 'phantom jobby', Mook, and they too are a cause for celebration.

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    I just went for my Sunday afternoon jobby, and it was a non wiper. You all know what I mean, the one were you wipe your erse and there's nothing there, and you wipe it a second time anyway, just for the sheer enjoyment of the clean break.

    Cheer for that forgot to take my diabetis tabs for some reason your post reminded me [/quote]

    How long have you had diabetes for, Budge?

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    this is why I like jock mad, everyone on here talks shyte

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    I just went for my Sunday afternoon jobby, and it was a non wiper. You all know what I mean, the one were you wipe your erse and there's nothing there, and you wipe it a second time anyway, just for the sheer enjoyment of the clean break.

    Cheer for that forgot to take my diabetis tabs for some reason your post reminded me [/quote]

    How long have you had diabetes for, Budge?[/quote]

    Few yr should deal with it better though :/

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    re: It's the simple things in life...

    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    I just went for my Sunday afternoon jobby, and it was a non wiper. You all know what I mean, the one were you wipe your erse and there's nothing there, and you wipe it a second time anyway, just for the sheer enjoyment of the clean break.

    Cheer for that forgot to take my diabetis tabs for some reason your post reminded me [/quote]

    How long have you had diabetes for, Budge?[/quote]

    Few yr should deal with it better though :/[/quote]

    Aye I'm no sure you should drink as much as you do with it, mate. Do you inject the insulin?

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