Horse Racing

[Mook1]

I'm going to alienate half the forum with this but horse racing & gambling on horse racing is for weirdos who spend their life flitting between Ladbrokes & the boozer next door, with a bookies pen behind their ear, a pools coupon in their back pocket & a trail of broken dreams in their wake.

Oh & horses are a set of b@stards tae, now we've invented cars we should do away with the big smelly Princess Anne lookalikes.

There, I've said it

[DeeMo]

I'm going to alienate half the forum with this but horse racing & gambling on horse racing is for weirdos who spend their life flitting between Ladbrokes & the boozer next door, with a bookies pen behind their ear, a pools coupon in their back pocket & a trail of broken dreams in their wake.

Oh & horses are a set of b@stards tae, now we've invented cars we should do away with the big smelly Princess Anne lookalikes.

There, I've said it

Boooooooooooooo, you missed out the jobless

[Mook1]

Nae offence intended like

[DeeMo]

Nae offence intended like

I'm well offended I have to try and make a months salary out of this week
And I don't hae a clue what I'm doing. Just taking tips off here and I will read my racing outlook tomorrow
If Mrs DeeMo finds out what I'm doing I'll get mare than a tefal frying pan around my napper

[imtheboy]

Horse racing fans dont bully and be all uppity with their views though..

Unlike pompous music fans eh?

[Mook1]

Horse racing fans dont bully and be all uppity with their views though..

Unlike pompous music fans eh?

You're awfy sensitive for such a big bloke, you shouldnae worry about what a fud like me thinks about your music mate & if you ever need a cuddle, there's folk you can pay for that sort of thing

[Archiebaird]

I'm going to alienate half the forum with this but horse racing & gambling on horse racing is for weirdos who spend their life flitting between Ladbrokes & the boozer next door, with a bookies pen behind their ear, a pools coupon in their back pocket & a trail of broken dreams in their wake.

Oh & horses are a set of b@stards tae, now we've invented cars we should do away with the big smelly Princess Anne lookalikes.

There, I've said it

Outstanding post.

Horseracing is for wasters and auld faghags.

[BertrandRussell]

Horse racing is a diversionary tactic used by the upper classes to ensure we are all skint and clueless.

[Archiebaird]

Horse racing is a diversionary tactic used by the upper classes to ensure we are all skint and clueless.

One look at Gersforme shows just how successful they have been.

[BertrandRussell]

gers is two ***dred times the man you'll ever be, archie.