The paradoxical nature of mook

[gersforme]

i think this lad is a blithering idiot who was banished from hawick for village idiocy and possibly has a criminal record longer than danny's

[Mook1]

i think this lad is a blithering idiot who was banished from hawick for village idiocy and possibly has a criminal record longer than danny's

As long as it's just the length of our criminal records you're comparing.

Ya big sober mess

[gersforme]

haw mook, i actually am a sober mess, my body's racked with pain and one drink would give me the oblivion i crave, that or i could move to aiberdeen but thats phucking beyond oblivion

[Archiebaird]

Why would someone get banned for village idiocy? Surely the village needs an idiot. Unless there was an official idiot and he was acting as a lay idiot.

[BertrandRussell]

Mook's seen more cells than a brain surgeon.

FACToid.

[gersforme]

archie, i'm not sure i invited you into my post, but oh no, you could'nt help yourself could you? youre the kind of kvnt who turns up at the end of a gang bang asking punters how it was so you can go home and jack off to second hand memories

[Mook1]

haw mook, i actually am a sober mess, my body's racked with pain and one drink would give me the oblivion i crave, that or i could move to aiberdeen but thats phucking beyond oblivion

Apparently stopping completely is one of the worst things you can do.

What you should have done is repeatedly hit yourself over the head with a kettle filled with Gin for eight hours before jumping through a second floor window.

[BertrandRussell]

Gers is this board's answer to Shakespeare.

[gersforme]

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamed of in your philosophy, Horatio!