fao danny & gers

[imtheboy]

I went tae Gateshead today. The local strumpets favoured trainers,leggings,low cut tops featuring tattooed breasts and shell suit tops. I found them quite alluring.

I did the decent thing and asked on your behalves about social housing. The waiting list is not too long and tenants do have the option to exchange with tenants from other areas.

Its a rich ***ting ground I reckon.

[DannyBhoy]

Excellent stuff. itb. Did you get me a housing form? Compared to the local males down there, even gers would seem like quite the catch.

[imtheboy]

Aye,I got 6 forms so we could help each other fill them in with a spare just in case.

I never seen any potential rivals to gers as the bookies were all mobbed and I never went in. I hope you like angry looking dugs (4 legged variety),plenty of them aboot.

[gersforme]

i met a burd on a forum , a right alky , she's fae gateshead, offered me ma hole, but what a phucking state she is in, i declined in a gentlemanly fashion, i haven't heard from her in a while

[DannyBhoy]

She's probably deed, propositioning you is the act of a dying, desperate alky.

[DannyBhoy]

Aye,I got 6 forms so we could help each other fill them in with a spare just in case.

I never seen any potential rivals to gers as the bookies were all mobbed and I never went in. I hope you like angry looking dugs (4 legged variety),plenty of them aboot.

I don't like dugs, so I'll just need to send gers down to put the coupons on a Saturday, while I'm still in bed with a local hag or two.

[gersforme]

She's probably deed, propositioning you is the act of a dying, desperate alky.

thats phucking oot of order, even for a tim, ya durty basturd ye, i hope you get piles and fall into a vat of salt

[DeezAreGood]

I used to rent a flat in Clermiston where I'd go and stay at the weekend, if you were able to show even a single 20 quid note in the local boozer, you were guaranteed tae get yer hole. Was always happy to go back to normality on Sunday, though.

[DannyBhoy]

She's probably deed, propositioning you is the act of a dying, desperate alky.

i hope you get piles and fall into a vat of salt [/quote]

There would need to be a Hell of a turn of events for there to be even the remotest possibility of that happening. In fact, there's probably a bigger chance of you maintaining an erection.

[gersforme]

danny, you're a fantasist, at least my stories are real

i met a wee burd in cardiff once, kvnt of a journey, but it ended in a threeway