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Thread: Scothish Independence (pt 2.5)

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    Scothish Independence (pt 2.5)

    What will you nigels miss most when scothland is no longer part of the UK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    What will you nigels miss most when scothland is no longer part of the UK?

    Ricketts and diptheria.

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    Ginger blokes arguing with them'sens and pissing in the gutters of Blackpool.

    Presumably they won't be able to gan there wi'out passports so none off of them will bother and VACATION in Dumbarton or summat instead.

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    Black teeth

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    re: Scothish Independence (pt 2.5)

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    Ginger blokes arguing with them'sens and pissing in the gutters of Blackpool.

    Presumably they won't be able to gan there wi'out passports so none off of them will bother and VACATION in Dumbarton or summat instead.
    Unfortunately, Kenny, anyone born in Scothland up to independence day will still technically of been born in the UK, so they will still qualify for an UK passport. Anyone born there after ID may still qualify if they can prove that their parents held UK patriality on their date off of birth. IT'S THE LAW. So we might just of to build an bigger wall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff
    Ginger blokes arguing with them'sens and pissing in the gutters of Blackpool.

    Presumably they won't be able to gan there wi'out passports so none off of them will bother and VACATION in Dumbarton or summat instead.
    Unfortunately, Kenny, anyone born in Scothland up to independence day will still technically of been born in the UK, so they will still qualify for an UK passport. Anyone born there after ID may still qualify if they can prove that their parents held UK patriality on their date off of birth. IT'S THE LAW. So we might just of to build an bigger wall.[/quote]


    Yeah, well, this time, can we build a wall that isd after someone hard, not some weedy Roman **** like Hadrian?


    Danny Dyer Wall or Vinnie Jones Wall.

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    re: Scothish Independence (pt 2.5)

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    Ginger blokes arguing with them'sens and pissing in the gutters of Blackpool.

    Presumably they won't be able to gan there wi'out passports so none off of them will bother and VACATION in Dumbarton or summat instead.
    Engerlund will be so impoverished by losing their grip on scoth oil, whiskey, power and water that I doubt it will have any appeal for the neuvo-rich, cavier-eating, champagne-swilling lifestyles of the scoths, post-independence.

    I shan't be surprised if nigels all over Engerlund will be clamoring for visas to take their summer holidays in troon, or greenock, for a glimpse at the lifestyles of the scoth high-rollers.

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    If I still went fitba I'd most miss the bloke what shouts EEEEEEEEEEMAIL ME! at have time.

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    if the proposed new border-wall was built tazzy lad might be able to get a job (and take pics tbf)

    it's a winwinwin situation

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    re: Scothish Independence (pt 2.5)

    Quote Originally Posted by just_joe
    Ginger blokes arguing with them'sens and pissing in the gutters of Blackpool.

    Presumably they won't be able to gan there wi'out passports so none off of them will bother and VACATION in Dumbarton or summat instead.
    Engerlund will be so impoverished by losing their grip on scoth oil, whiskey, power and water that I doubt it will have any appeal for the neuvo-rich, cavier-eating, champagne-swilling lifestyles of the scoths, post-independence.

    I shan't be surprised if nigels all over Engerlund will be clamoring for visas to take their summer holidays in troon, or greenock, for a glimpse at the lifestyles of the scoth high-rollers.[/quote]


    *******s, you diluted prick.

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