O/T Best Headline Ever?

[Mook1]

In the Mirror today...

'Kelly Brook's boyfriend crashed van of dead badgers'

Has to be up there - view external link

[CelticSupporter]

Though I hate to say it-

SuperCalleyGoBallisticCelticWereAtrocious

has to be up there.

[gersforme]

sellik are a phucking hoot

disgusting team with vile fans

[DannyBhoy]

sellik are a phucking hoot

disgusting team with vile fans

Shut up you, ya complete and utter tadger.

[gersforme]

phuck off ya dennistoun turncoat basturd, any mare of yer shoite and i'll come up to the la cala and batter yer kvnt in

[DannyBhoy]

'turncoat'

You're incapable, ya fan dan! Another thing, if you ever came up to the La Cala, you would get used as the dart board, and sent home in disgrace ya bunnet.

[gersforme]

daniel, the larkhall lover

phucking disgrace you are mate, anything for yer hole, ya filthy crab ridden ersehole, how do you sleep at nights?

[DannyBhoy]

No very well, if I'm honest, pal. I went to my GP, complaining of back pain, in the hope they would proscribe me some Diazepam, in the end I got a consultation with a physio.

[gersforme]

diazepam, aka valium? ya junky basturd ye, a typical mhank, i'm disgusted to be even conversing with you, frankly you make me nauseous

[DannyBhoy]

Well phuck off then!