Craziest people you've ever met

[gersforme]

I was once in a boozing session with a few guys, when one got up, said "phuck this" and jumped clean through the window (three floors up) and landed in the garden, he lay there singing till the ambulance arrived, spent months in hospital, i later asked him why he did it, "cos i was bored tae phuck"

mind you, maybe its cos i was there

[budgeover]

[quote="gersforme"

mind you, maybe its cos i was there [/quote]


Was pally with a guy he was caught sh@gging his burds daughter who was about 16 he drove his car off beachyhead after being caught out

[DannyBhoy]

I reckon Wang will be the craziest person I'll have ever met.

You meet some mad auld phuckers in the pubs in the toon at the 8am opening. I don't know if they're brain damaged through a lifetime of alcohol abuse, though.

[CB_1874]

Billy. :/

[BertrandRussell]

I know a guy who just keeps f*cking off places from the nearest airport.

He's in a band with my mate and on one occasion after a gig. he just went to Aberdeen airport and got a plane to Thailand on the spur of the moment. He's done it several times.

[521buc]

I've met one but I would run out of computer ink..

[budgeover]

Billy. :/

Yonks ago me and my mate were at a Hearts and Rangers game at Tynie we were in a hotel pub sort of place just of Gorgie

We sold our tickets for 9 quid each and stayed in the boozer

We got in tow with these mad Hearts fans and had a Sash bash

Later that night one of the guys we were drinking with killed a guy with a chisel as some random complained about the choice of songs they continued to sing

Saying that my mates well some are fv king screw balls

[Mook1]

I ken that hotel, used to stay right next door to it.

I used to hang about with this boy who couldnae handle a bevvy, one night we went into the boozer in Hawick & the c*nt picked an ashtray off the bar & threw it at the whisky bottles behind the bar, glass everywhere & I had to get him oot of there pronto. I think he smashed about 10 windows on the way home tae, a one man riot everytime he went oot. He's probably deid now.

[CB_1874]

Is it The Ardmillan hotel? I still go there for a pint. It's the only place near Tynie that lets weans in.

[Mook1]

Is it The Ardmillan hotel? I still go there for a pint. It's the only place near Tynie that lets weans in.

That's the one I thought he meant, braw wee place where you can have a pint outside tae.