Reception bints

[moorlad]

Our reception area is being redecorated next week, so the bints are being moved temporarily into a meeting room next door. They are ofing an huge argument about which one off of them sits by the ****ing door.

I of just been told that I of to move their computers threw. Problem is there are two (2) off of them and only one (1) network point. I'm pretty ****ing incensed to be honest.

[kel_]

An day in the life off of an IT manager

[moorlad]

I wouldert of minded if I had been told, splitting the network point willn't be the geetest answer, and I don't really want to run an cable 15 yards. I could of wired up a new network point if some **** had told me a week ago to be fair. Now there's absolucally nee chance off of that, and I of two (2) screeching bints telling me it isert their fault.

[kel_]

Punch them in the **** and gan for an pint instead.

[griff]

I wouldert of minded if I had been told, splitting the network point willn't be the geetest answer, and I don't really want to run an cable 15 yards. I could of wired up a new network point if some **** had told me a week ago to be fair. Now there's absolucally nee chance off of that, and I of two (2) screeching bints telling me it isert their fault.

Tell them they off to fight it oot, naked, in a bath off of jelly while you film it. Loser gets laid off of while the decorators are in (nee hughfanism) and you post the film on here.

A cunning plan with absolutely no drawbacks.

[moorlad]

I wouldert of minded if I had been told, splitting the network point willn't be the geetest answer, and I don't really want to run an cable 15 yards. I could of wired up a new network point if some **** had told me a week ago to be fair. Now there's absolucally nee chance off of that, and I of two (2) screeching bints telling me it isert their fault.

Tell them they off to fight it oot, naked, in a bath off of jelly while you film it. Loser gets laid off of while the decorators are in (nee hughfanism) and you post the film on here.

A cunning plan with absolutely no drawbacks.[/quote]

Kel's solution sounds best if I'm honest.

[moorlad]

In the end I just got an switch and some network cable and to be fair it's worked pretty well so far. Both bints of got computers wot work and their main printer is also connected. They'll of to put up with it for a week but it all seems fine.

I didert move their phones though.

[Sir_Judd]

Nowt worse than bints when the painters are in.

[deezel]

of they got a kettle?


...the reception bints, not the painters

[postmanpete]

Nothing worse than women when the painters are in.