Coming out

[northstandcritic]

I eez on ere 2day coz i eez gonna cum out,not in a batty way but unda me real Jermaine Prince-Campbell(ex Pompey playa)
I is so sad that Pompey got so **** and as 1 of da legends i had 2 c y u woz ****ter than wen we woz in Premier league,so i went 2 FP 2 look 4 meself.
Fings cant be that bad,cos u hav got a playa called Bonz,he must be good,had a look...hes not good!
Wot about the guy with the tattoo on his neck,he must hav sum bolox...had a look...he aint.
Pretty boys Holmes n Devera ,cool dudes in shades and sharp suits and sick barnets (dats who dey used 2 play 4,an stil shd b)
Da left bac told me he used 2 play 4 England,looks mor like an old mascot.
The gaffer woz wearin shorts at the match,no way Jose.
One of the stiffs outside was in his pimped wagon .Hasan iflookscouldkill waswaitin 4 sum 1 2 recki him,no chance!
Fings is bad 4 me as well, my sister Joolies new guy is me new agent.Hes fixd me up with his local team Staines ,and the masif wil b cuming

[PompeyGlenn]

WTF!!! glad to see the katamine is working.

[northstandcritic]

Apologies Glen if you didnt quite get it.I was deep in-character at the time of writing,too deep me thinks.
As our club prepares for possibly its most important 9 matches ever [in terms of reward/penalty for its league position) I am not sure if there is a plan B ,within the club for conference football.
I digress,i was simply musing over the thoughts of our heroes of yesterday as to the plight of the club that forwarded many of their careers.
Does the multi-wag pulling,badge kissing,prima donna owe even a thought to a former club and its fans?Probably not, but thats how it is.
If the Sols, Jermaines ,and the Glens ever did step back into PO 4 ,what would they make of it?
I still see some disengaging ,preening,headphone wearing ,non-footballing numpties getting out of their super cars before they infuriate 15000 people.

[lovedeanblue]

Some really important games tonight down in the Div 2 basement area. The League table could look a lot worse for us around 9.45 p.m