Rangers vs Dundee Utd semi

[Mook1]

Has anyone else been getting a semi about this game?

I cannae get up to go to the drinks machine or anything, this is worse than the time I looked in the window at Ann Summers on my way past & then got kicked out of Clinton Cards for aggravated ***ual assault on a Care Bear.

[Archiebaird]

Has anyone else been getting a semi about this game?

I cannae get up to go to the drinks machine or anything, this is worse than the time I looked at Dann Summers on my way past & then got kicked out of Clinton Cards for aggravated ***ual assault on a Care Bear.

It isn't immediately obvious but I've hilariously changed your post so it says "I looked at Dann Summers".

Is there no end to my tomfoolery!?

[Mook1]

I am seething now, Archie

Who the f*ck is Dann Summers when he's at home? Something about AIDS ya f*cker, away & fling shyte at the moon ya Stockbridge bawbag from Aberdeen & Sidcup.

In other news, aw the blood has rushed to my head now so cheers old chap.

Tally ho

[Archiebaird]

I can only assume Dann Summers is the male equivalent of Anne.

I had been at the auld crack cocaine when I posted that so not sure.

[DannyBhoy]

I'm a big woofter and like it up the bum!

So do I, mook. It's great, isn't it. [/quote]

Is that funny?

[CB_1874]

I'm a big woofter and like it up the bum!

So do I, mook. It's great, isn't it. [/quote]

Is that funny?[/quote]

Aye.

[Archiebaird]

I'm a big woofter and like it up the bum!

So do I, mook. It's great, isn't it. [/quote]

Is that funny?[/quote]

Aye. [/quote]

I don't think so.

[Mook1]

I don't think the Ann in Ann Summers has an 'e', Archie & I do tend to stare quite a lot at it on my way past.

The women who work in there know me as 'Owl neck'... or alternatively 'horrible f*cking pervert'.

[Archiebaird]

We have to close this thread Mook. Sadly it doesn't reach the high standards set by Danny and AJ.

[Mook1]

I agree, this thread is worse than a shovel in the pus.