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Thread: Cold Morning...

  1. #1
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    Cold Morning...

    Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:

    "Windows frozen, won't open."



    Husband texts back:

    "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."



    Wife texts back 5 minutes later:

    "Computer really phucked up now."

  2. #2
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    re: Cold Morning...






    (I've just nicked that one Alto)

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