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[moorlad]

Been at clients at the far end off of the Borrowdale Valley and at Coniston. Nothing all that remarkable about that obviously, but it is three (3) months since I were at either off of these particular clients.

I was amazed by the numbers off of trees what were down by the sides off of the roads on the way to both places. And yesterday on the way back after most off of an day's rain the fields had filled with water and the roads were like rivers.

The geet thing were it were early in the year so there were nee utter ****s fannying about looking at stuff and gan 20mph everywhere. I of to gan to Coniston in an month and I'm dreading it 'cos the tourists will be out in force.

[griff]

Aye. It were geet fun driving along the River A594 yesterday, and the back roads were worser. I might of to get out with me chainsaw today to see what pickings I can find. Horizontal trees are becoming common around here.

[griff]

Today's just as bad. I went oot in nice sunshine to glue bricks together (hopefully without introducing cement into either eye) then there was an mahoosive hail-storm which has suspended brick-bothering for the day. Or at least until it all dries oot.

[moorlad]

I'm hoping for some pretty serious rain tomorrow, 'cos Moorlass is threatening to of some stuff for me to dee and I really can't be ****ing arsed to be honest.

[griff]

Concrete the whole garden moorlad. It's yer only answer. And if moorlass doesn't like it, put her underneath.