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Thread: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

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    How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    ...sorry, came over all DABmo there

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Ive got an Electrical Tin Opener , Opening Frey Bentos and tins of Spam used tae be murder.

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Quote Originally Posted by noahrab
    ...sorry, came over all DABmo there
    A million housewives know

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    Have you got electricity in Dundee yet ?

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Some Xmas dinner.

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Quote Originally Posted by Sconemeister1314
    Ive got an Electrical Tin Opener , Opening Frey Bentos and tins of Spam used tae be murder.
    Corned beef tins can be hazardous

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    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    Ive got an Electrical Tin Opener , Opening Frey Bentos and tins of Spam used tae be murder.
    Corned beef tins can be hazardous [/quote]



    I widnae know

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Is this the right thread to ask if anyone's ever given themselves an enema

    I mentioned coffee enemas to my mate once, he asked, 'do you just drink it as usual'

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    ...sorry, came over all DABmo there
    A million housewives know[/quote]


    A million housewives every day
    Pick up a can of beans and say
    "What an amazing example of synchronisation"

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    re: How Do You Open A Tin Of Beans...

    best way to open a tin of beans is to drill a hole half way up the tin and pull each bean through the gap individually with a safety pin.

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