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    Dating Advice

    Due to the total lack of interest in yesterdays post I thought I would repeat Gods word. Today, how to find a wife
    Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. - Moses (Ex 2:16-21) , or
    Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife - David (I Samuel 18:27)
    Sound advice for the ugly and unfashionable I think.
    God bless you

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    re: Dating Advice

    well I Samuel should of been watching Granada Reports at 18:27 like normal folk, not making unpleasant suggestion

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    Ofing got an wife, I find it difficult to understand, from an bloke point off of view, why anyone off of sound mind would want to find one.

    Except to of your fish on the tabke at home and all that.

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    re: Dating Advice

    An house with seven bints in it would be a bit off of a nightmare tbf.

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    re: Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Floppy_funbags
    An house with seven bints in it would be a bit off of a nightmare tbf.

    Or the Fritzl's cellar.

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    re: Dating Advice

    Wise words indeed Moorlad, but this is a vengeful God

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    Ive had two(2)wives and im not interested in doing a hat trick thankyou...

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    re: Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Markovitch
    Due to the total lack of interest in yesterdays post I thought I would repeat Gods word. Today, how to find a wife
    Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
    Does he need a flock of sheep so that his seven(7)daughters have a sheep each to tough them an education?...

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    re: Dating Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by moorlad
    Ofing got an wife, I find it difficult to understand, from an bloke point off of view, why anyone off of sound mind would want to find one.

    Except to of your fish on the tabke at home and all that.
    I know I'm in the minority here but it does & can work both ways you know, what's the saying if I knew then what I know now hmmm :/

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    You 'd be a lesbian? Knowing what you know now?

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