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  1. #1
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    Doctors

    Tried to get a appointment in the doctors today..

    'Sorry we can't fit you in'

    'So should I ring Monday'

    'I wouldn't Friday's and Monday's are usually packed'

    ****ing disgrace tbf

    I blame bints like Josephine, clogging up the system.

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    re: Doctors

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisTimeNextYear
    Tried to get a appointment in the doctors today..

    'Sorry we can't fit you in'

    'So should I ring Monday'

    'I wouldn't Friday's and Monday's are usually packed'

    ****ing disgrace tbf

    I blame bints like Josephine, clogging up the system.
    In December last year, my mate got the measles he were pretty unwell with it to be fair. He took an turn for the worse and his dad tried to get him a appointment at the doctor's - not an ****ing chance, for well over an week. Anyway during the night he got even worse and his dad rang the doctor again and was told to give him antibiotics - he told him he'd done that and it hadert worked. Doctor refused to come out, my mate died during the night.

    I hope youse survive the weekend TTNY.

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    re: Doctors

    I blame labours open door immo policy.

    Cannae move fae non-invited foreigners

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    re: Doctors

    I'll update you on Monday Moorland.

    #prayforThisTimeNextYear

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    re: Doctors

    Phone 'em back and tell 'em you're called Mohammed Iqbal Shah and that your pregnant with TB.


    #prayforTTNY

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    re: Doctors

    I'm nee expert but I divvent think TB is developed in an womb tbf.

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    re: Doctors

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    I'm nee expert but I divvent think TB is developed in an womb tbf.
    Excally, you thick old ****, hence it will intrigue Doctor Ul Haq who will claim to of made an discovery of enormous magnitude, only to realise he's been duped by a poison dwarf, who will then proberly end up having an ermine.

  8. #8
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    re: Doctors

    Grow up you **** stirring ****ing rat.

  9. #9
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    re: Doctors

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Grow up you **** stirring ****ing rat.
    Karma down.

  10. #10
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    re: Doctors

    i don't do praying

    but i'll LIGHT A CANDLE* FOR TTNY


    *a tea-light should suffice





    #checkthefiredetector

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