O/T Friday neet Joke time (adult theme)...

[Brin]

Evenin...

Two scourers in prison are writing home one asks the other..

'How do you spell Darryl?'...

His cellmate chews on his crayon for a second before replying 'You don't know anyone called Darryl'...

'Yeh I know dat'..he replied...'am writing to me mam asking for a pair of shoes Darryl fit me'

[Brin]

I was on a cinema date and we both put our hands in the popcorn at the same time...

So to make it less awkward I told her ..'Don't worry that's not the hand I w.ank with'

[Brin]

I uploaded a photograph of my Wife in a bikini on holiday...

So far I've got 23 yikes on Facebook...:/

[Brin]

I followed a car this evening with a bumper sticker saying 'I am a vet therefore I can drive like an animal'...

It was then I realised how many feckin gynaecologists are on the road!

[mooniemiller]

I was going to pack flashing in,but then i thought, I`ll stick it out for another year !.

[Brin]

How many ***ists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None...let the bitch cook in the dark!

[Brin]

My Wife said to me 'Have you noticed how all the sparkle and excitement has gone out of our marriage?'

'Can we talk about this at half time' I replied...

[Brin]

Bloke goes and buys a pair of those tortoise skin shoes...

Took him four hours to get out of the shop...

[Brin]

South African police have discovered a book with thes of 20 other women that Oscar Pistorius planned to assassinate...

They've called it Shinless List

[CAMiller]

Evenin...

Two scourers in prison are writing home one asks the other..

'How do you spell Darryl?'...

His cellmate chews on his crayon for a second before replying 'You don't know anyone called Darryl'...

'Yeh I know dat'..he replied...'am writing to me mam asking for a pair of shoes Darryl fit me'

Brillo!