The 'where in the world is jojo today?' FRED

[kel_]

I'll gan for Perth, Australia.

Personally flew her private jet (who needs a pilot when you* of an licence) to aid with the effort for missing flight MH370. Kindly lent the search team her device for locating the plane's black box but if that fails she's happy to don her wetsuit and gan diving for it herself.

Donated the equivalent of ten million pounds to the grieving families to enable them to fly to Australia to to be in Perth when the news comes through that she has said black box in her hands.




sedit

[griff]

Youse missing your bitch, kel?

[kel_]

She's BACK, griffie, and apparently closing her uk businesses* over posts on an message bourd. Arf!

*aye, really

[ThisTimeNextYear]

She's BACK, griffie, and apparently closing her uk businesses* over posts on an message bourd. Arf!

*aye, really

This reads, closing her multiple eBay accounts, and ganning to Boston... Lincolnshire

[griff]

Aye, I've caught up now. Toys thrown out off of pram and cuddling up to tazzy.

I think I'm going to through up.

[moorlad]

Jojo's in the process off of selling up her vast UK holdings in order the facilitate an huge assault on the US stock market. I believe she's gan to attempt an takeover off of microsoft.

[Floppy_funbags]

What were that about gannin to Boston Lincs? Is she gan to set up an turnip farm?

[moorlad]

She can't employ Tazzy there, he'd be mistaken for an turnip.






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[just_joe]

I'll gan for Perth, Australia.

Personally flew her private jet (who needs a pilot when you* of an licence) to aid with the effort for missing flight MH370. Kindly lent the search team her device for locating the plane's black box but if that fails she's happy to don her wetsuit and gan diving for it herself.

Donated the equivalent of ten million pounds to the grieving families to enable them to fly to Australia to to be in Perth when the news comes through that she has said black box in her hands.




sedit

If you'd been invited to subscribe to my twitter feed you'd know exactly where I am.

But you weren't.

So piss off, knobber.

[griff]

Haw Josephine, where excally were youse at the weekend?

We was speculating, see?