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    Colonic irrigation

    I notice a thread that discusses the death of a wrestler. Knowing who this geezer is suggests the poster watches wrestling.

    There is a well known Cambridge fan who watched a lot of wrestling and found colonic irrigation good. He rose up through the ranks, eventually being employed by the club.

    Eventually it came out. What i mean is that he eventually admitted that he was gay. Watching wrestling was the equivalent of Frank watching internet pawn. You can see where colonic infusion comes in, no pun intended.

    There must be sublimated homo erotic impulses only felt or expressed by watching fat rotund middle aged tw ats rolling around pretending to be hurt.

    Colonic irrigation is a precursor to the real thing. During bathtime maybe the poster re wrestling could soap a ladies deodarant bottle and shove it, and see what happens.

    Teodorius Santana.

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    Internet pawn?


    Can I cash in me fake Rolex?

    Tbf, you've done the colonic irrigation thing before, Frank. You need new material.

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    Hello Kel , my shadow. Going to watch Man u. Watch out for the tip.

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    What's internet pawn, Frank?

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    What's internet pawn, Frank?
    He might be refering to that?

    - view external link

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    Colonic irritation describes Frank to a tee.

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    re: Colonic irrigation

    If you haven't actually seen or had this done believe me you wouldn't want to.. I went on a training course with a view to starting this in my salon ..I just couldn't say no more bleurgh

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