My friend slits

[just_joe]

Oriental gentlemen. He chose his own nickname.

Anyway, he's popping around for a beer in a few minutes.

He never tires of all the old chinky jokes. "whayouwan?" always cracks him up. "Flied lice" has him in knots.

Quite a guy, my friend slits.

[Nevermore666]

Racist. My wife's half Japanese. Think Lucy Lu with wider eyes. I'm a lucky man.

[just_joe]

People don't have a sense of humour these days.

Asian burdz can be incredibly hot.

Pumped a large number of them myself.

[kel_]

Back already?

Good company are you then?

[Sir_Judd]

People don't have a sense of humour these days.

Asian burdz can be incredibly hot.

Pumped a large number of them myself.

Bet you can't open the pages now, eh?

[Nevermore666]

People don't have a sense of humour these days.

Asian burdz can be incredibly hot.

Paid a large number of them myself in Thailand .

I'm like Freud. I'm aware of what you meant to say.

[griff]

People don't have a sense of humour these days.

Asian burdz can be incredibly hot.

Pumped up a large number of them myself.

Oh.

Ah.

An lezzer with an rubber fetish.

[jiltedjohn]

Drinking with my mate who is working in the Gulf, he says there's thousands of Asian and Chinese whores working out there. Told me some older blokes had got wed, went to visit the in-laws and have mysteriously died, some in drowning accidents and the brides are left with much wonga.