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Thread: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

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    Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Max Boyce.About as funny as a fortnight in Swansea

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by billymorgan
    Max Boyce.About as funny as a fortnight in Swansea
    "comediennes" are females, bud, but you've gone and written "max boyce" who is not female, so this whole thread makes no effing sense.

    Anyway, it's a toss down between ...

    ... Michael Barrymore ... unfunny c**t

    ... Jim Davidson ...

    and

    ... Phil Cool ...

    Tedium defined, the three of them.

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by manuceltic
    Max Boyce.About as funny as a fortnight in Swansea
    "comediennes" are females, bud, but you've gone and written "max boyce" who is not female, so this whole thread makes no effing sense.

    Anyway, it's a toss down between ...

    ... Michael Barrymore ... unfunny c**t

    ... Jim Davidson ...

    and

    ... Phil Cool ...

    Tedium defined, the three of them.[/quote]

    It was the iPad spell checker that corrected it to that ye pedantic c**t.

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Anyone from Liverpool.. Tom O'Connor, John Bishop, Stan Boardman, Les Dennis, Alexi Sayle, Jimmy Tarbuck, Arthur Askey all utter p1sh. Never has one city produced so many talentless fpucks.

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by manuceltic
    Max Boyce.About as funny as a fortnight in Swansea
    "comediennes" are females, bud, but you've gone and written "max boyce" who is not female, so this whole thread makes no effing sense.

    Anyway, it's a toss down between ...

    ... Michael Barrymore ... unfunny c**t

    ... Jim Davidson ...

    and

    ... Phil Cool ...

    Tedium defined, the three of them.[/quote]

    Would help if I could read ... Oh Well Marti Caine she was fpuckin dross (and from Liverpool, well sheffiled actually but she was bad enough to be a scouser .)

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by steviex
    Anyone from Liverpool.. Tom O'Connor, John Bishop, Stan Boardman, Les Dennis, Alexi Sayle, Jimmy Tarbuck, Arthur Askey all utter p1sh. Never has one city produced so many talentless fpucks.
    Very true


    Lets face it most comedians are sh1te the list of garbage is nigh on endless

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Billy m0ng makes a c*nt of it again.

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by budgeover
    Anyone from Liverpool.. Tom O'Connor, John Bishop, Stan Boardman, Les Dennis, Alexi Sayle, Jimmy Tarbuck, Arthur Askey all utter p1sh. Never has one city produced so many talentless fpucks.
    Very true


    Lets face it most comedians are sh1te the list of garbage is nigh on endless[/quote]

    AlexiSayle was a wee bit funny, tbf. Bit surreal for many people, though, because their straight-laced tossers with no imaginations, but that's ok.

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Lenny Henry
    Jimmy Cricket
    Jo Brand
    Jenny A?clair

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    re: Who is/was Britains worst stand up comedienne ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodie7
    Billy m0ng makes a c*nt of it again.

    Is it true that you are a wee fat specky nae mates Bawbag,who has never had their hole ?'

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