Thats ma foot getting better

[Sconemeister1314]

Can hobble aboot wae the Walking stick , will have fitness test at 10am ramorra tae see if i can hobble up tae Aldi and buy a Swally


Thanks for everyones concerns , its been deeply humbling

[imtheboy]

I fecked ma metatarsal last week.

Never mind the World Cup like Becks and Wazza, its ma job I'm worried aboot.

[AguyIknow]

I fecked ma metatarsal last week.

Never mind the World Cup like Becks and Wazza, its ma job I'm worried aboot.

Won't your work insurance cover it as plod, or are you still on probation?

[BertrandRussell]

Won't your work insurance cover it as plod, or are you still on probation?

You come across as a total weirdo.

[Mook1]

I've got tennis elbow at the moment, which is strange because I don't play tennis.

I've often wondered how people would dance without elbows or knees, I get some funny looks when I try it down the local discotheque.

[DannyBhoy]

I've got tennis elbow at the moment, which is strange because I don't play tennis.

I've often wondered how people would dance without elbows or knees, I get some funny looks when I try it down the local discotheque.

Are you sure it's not '****er's Elbow'?

[Mook1]

I've got tennis elbow at the moment, which is strange because I don't play tennis.

I've often wondered how people would dance without elbows or knees, I get some funny looks when I try it down the local discotheque.

Are you sure it's not '****er's Elbow'?[/quote]

It might be, I've already got 'w@nker's claw'.

In both hands.

[DannyBhoy]

I've got tennis elbow at the moment, which is strange because I don't play tennis.

I've often wondered how people would dance without elbows or knees, I get some funny looks when I try it down the local discotheque.

Are you sure it's not '****er's Elbow'?[/quote]

It might be, I've already got 'w@nker's claw'.

In both hands.[/quote]

[Mook1]

"Softly, softly, catchy monkey."

[BertrandRussell]

"I don't do sloppy seconds.".