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Thread: Cats are evil

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    Cats are evil

    You can see it in their sinister little faces.

    Their eyes are the window into their twisted and hate-filled souls.

    You know, that if they thought they could get away with it, they'd tear off your face and eat it.

    Sorry, did I write "cats"? I meant "sevco fans"

    Mon the 'tic!

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    Bore Aff Sambo ya Feegie Park Hobo

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    Sambo, your patter is boggin'.

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    Go on, post something interesting, or funny, will you?

    I dare you.

    Besides, it's about time you did, given how long you've overstayed your welcome in this chat room.

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    Cat lovers/owners are insecure crackpots.

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    Anyone who owns a Cat is a Weirdo .

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    re: Cats are evil

    Quote Originally Posted by CB_1874
    Cat lovers/owners are insecure crackpots.
    William Burroughs loved cats.


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    re: Cats are evil

    Cats don't have owners, they have servants

    Dogs have owners

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    Cats are a great bunch of lads.

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    re: Cats are evil

    Next doors neighbours cat sh1ts in our garden all the time

    I cut the grass last week but before I did I threw 4 of his cats sh1ts over the wall into his garden.

    He is cutting the grass just now, I hope he hasn't done a poop search first and gets splattered

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