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Thread: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

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    Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Think of the hours in our lives we spend scraping our faces!
    Many women are turned on by the rough 'mountain-man' masculine look. (I should know!)
    It is acceptable now in many offices for professional men to grow stubble.
    A touch of grey in bristles looks most distinguished.
    Or maybe we're lazy buggas

    And now a true story. I met a complete stranger in Cardiff. During the course of our natter, he said I was from Portsmouth. 'How did you know that?' 'You're clean shaven'. Is daily shaving part of the Pompey/naval heritage?

    So many questions; so little time...

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Has the burning of stubble been banned? You never see that these days.

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Quote Originally Posted by chiswickmart
    Has the burning of stubble been banned? You never see that these days.
    Especially near motorways!
    Wasn't this known as 'scorched earth' in Napoleon's time.
    NSM'll tell us.

    The bracken on the mountainside by yer has been deliberately fired by kids again. All those nests...

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Quote Originally Posted by pfclassof61
    Think of the hours in our lives we spend scraping our faces!
    Many women are turned on by the rough 'mountain-man' masculine look. (I should know!)
    It is acceptable now in many offices for professional men to grow stubble.
    A touch of grey in bristles looks most distinguished.
    Or maybe we're lazy buggas

    And now a true story. I met a complete stranger in Cardiff. During the course of our natter, he said I was from Portsmouth. 'How did you know that?' 'You're clean shaven'. Is daily shaving part of the Pompey/naval heritage?

    So many questions; so little time...
    BK need not reply ... how did you know I had a beard ? (Wrong BK I presume?)

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    One BK
    There's only one BK
    And she's a 'bird'
    Not a feckin bird.

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    I'm bloody glad I'm not a bloke.Its bad enough shaving your legs FFS x

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    I wish on record that BK has never shaved my legs

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    On the subject of shaving etc. STL

    Hang on I'll redo the link - view external link

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Try this one - view external link

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    re: Your view of stubble...(BK need not reply)

    Quote Originally Posted by BlueAdder
    One BK
    There's only one BK
    And she's a 'bird'
    Not a feckin bird.
    Very witty Bladds... took me a while to work that one out (feckin birds have bird brains clearly)
    I'll just revert to good old "Kitey " in future !!

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