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" A deluded Scotsman was last night found in a disgusting situation in a Hamburg brothel, the 41 year old was apprehended by a local pimp after bailing out on a hardened prostitute who sensed something was wrong when he muttered incessantly "Come on ye Reds".
Suspecting this to be an exotic std, she asked him for the money up front, the psychotic man known only as Angus began to get belligerent and told her his money was "all tied up at the moment" but that he had "an executive deal to clinch".
Police found him in his underpants in a nearby alley hollering about the 80's and a new glowing red stadium, at this point he was sectioned and a local psychiatrist diagnosed him with ovine polar disorder, a malady peculiar to the North East of Scotland, sufferers typically become fixed on the 1980's and a "fergie" type deity.
The man, who urinates constantly, was detained under the mental health act and is expected to be released when his football team next
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"The man, who urinates constantly"
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Suspecting this to be an exotic std, she asked him for the money up front, the psychotic man known only as Angus began to get belligerent and told her his money was "all tied up at the moment" but that he had "an executive deal to clinch".
Police found him in his underpants in a nearby alley hollering about the 80's and a new glowing red stadium, at this point he was sectioned and a local psychiatrist diagnosed him with ovine polar disorder, a malady peculiar to the North East of Scotland, sufferers typically become fixed on the 1980's and a "fergie" type deity.
The man, who urinates constantly, was detained under the mental health act and is expe
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where you been angus? you only appear when i post about you, do you have a phucking messiah complex?
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On holiday my good man
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the board has been poorer without your extraordinary claims of being a success in life
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Well I'm back to make you feel inadequate
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i look forward to your next 50 thousand posts then
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QED my dandy friend!Originally Posted by angusros
Well I'm back to make you feel inadequate
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QED my dandy friend!Well I'm back to make you feel inadequate
never, the only thing proven is his absolute psychotic state
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