FAO Danny: The Unsolved Kebab Mystery

[WangOneIn]

..has been solved.

Just back in after a few pints, got a large donner kebab from you know who on way home. A couple of things to note,

Firstly it was a large circular bread they make from scratch, def not a pre made or pre shaped pitta bread...but secondly they didn't give me finely chopped kebab meat as it had been every other time, tonight it was your regular strips and perhaps was ever so slightly undercooked. This made me think that they normally cut the kebab meat into wee squares but as this came off the,eh, thing direct they didn't have time to do the usual prep. Was nice though perhaps not up to the usual high standard.

The wee cute girl was working again and you'll never guess what she started chatting me up, asking me about my day, where I work, asking about my accent not being local and generally flirting.

She's lovely, quite pretty but just has this aura about her where she just seems to be taking life at her own speed and smiles a lot at you. she wears the muslim

[rumnpepp]

She must be taking something tae be chatting tae you.

[DannyBhoy]

Maybe a different chef in tonight, Wang? I'm liking the sound of this finely chopped kebab meat. I know most places that do the chicken donner will chop that up, but I've never heard of it done like that with the normal meat.

Did you have a good night? A few pints and a kebab for up the road can't be too bad.

I think you're in there, pal. You've done the groundwork, so play it cool, and you'll have her Hijab off in no time. I've never phucked a Muslim girl, but I'd probably let her keep her head wear on, just for perversions sake. Then she couldn't moan about me spunking over her hair when I get a bit carried away.

I'm glad we solved it, mate, as it had been puzzling me.

[happytim]

its a mystery why anyone would want to eat pittabread when they could have extra kebab meat or sauce.

[WangOneIn]

Maybe a different chef in tonight, Wang? I'm liking the sound of this finely chopped kebab meat. I know most places that do the chicken donner will chop that up, but I've never heard of it done like that with the normal meat.

Did you have a good night? A few pints and a kebab for up the road can't be too bad.

I think you're in there, pal. You've done the groundwork, so play it cool, and you'll have her Hijab off in no time. I've never phucked a Muslim girl, but I'd probably let her keep her head wear on, just for perversions sake. Then she couldn't moan about me spunking over her hair when I get a bit carried away.

I'm glad we solved it, mate, as it had been puzzling me.

It had been playing on my mind too mate.

I don't know what to do about this new romance, is it too early to propose, is she just using me til something better comes along, christ is she married and we're having an affair??? I'm confused, I hope she's ok, can

[DannyBhoy]

It's easy done, pal, you go in for a nice donner kebab to round off a night, and you come out with a wife in a burka who is shagging behind your back. We've all been there.

So the next time you go in are you going to ask for the meat sliced?

[WangOneIn]

It's easy done, pal, you go in for a nice donner kebab to round off a night, and you come out with a wife in a burka who is shagging behind your back. We've all been there.

So the next time you go in are you going to ask for the meat sliced?

I rarely get a kebab, next time I go in will probably be for a Balti and that'll probably be next weekend. We'll probably have split up by then due to not seeing each other. F**king nightmare these relationships.

[DannyBhoy]

It never rains but it pours.

It pays to get on well with the wee burds in the take aways, sometimes you'll get a free chicken pakora or a large donner or something. These things do happen, Wang, and not only in the movies.

[happytim]

my bed sheets are still stained with kebab sauce from last week.

might need to use stronger washing powder.

[DannyBhoy]

my bed sheets are still stained with kebab sauce from last week.

might need to use stronger washing powder.

You sure that lassie wasn't on her bad week?