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Thread: Bloody hell. :(

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    Bloody hell. :(

    Sitting here with my living room windows slightly open, heard some rowdy voices outside so had a look out. 3 wee neds, about 15/16 years old being wide and trawling through the rubbish that some knob in the next close had annoyingly left out on the street. The boxes had already had their contents tipped all over the pavement.

    Anyway, one of the neds pulls out a thick wooden baton and they proceed to cross the street to the bottom close, shouting up to a window and bashing it off the bollards on the street. Soon get bored and taller ned takes the wooden baton and decides to fire it right across the street, between parked cars and back towards the pile of rubbish. I saw him aiming and thought he's gonna hit a car...but as he launched it it missed the cars bounced up on the kerb and was very close to clearing the railings infront of my flat and heading straight through my f**king window!!!!!

    I'd have gone out but reckon they're not from the area, are obviously looking for trouble and

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    re: Bloody hell. :(

    I fell asleep three times reading that.

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    You should have ran at them with a golf club.

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    Will you be seeking retribution, Wang?

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    re: Bloody hell. :(

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    Will you be seeking retribution, Wang?
    I've ran out of bullets unfortunately.

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    re: Bloody hell. :(

    last time i got involved in such a scenario, it went ugly pretty fast, with a team of them squaring up to me, but the little basturds must have seen the thousand yard stare in my eyes, they can smell fear, no way was i backing down, soon after my car windscreen got tanned to phuck

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    re: Bloody hell. :(

    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    last time i got involved in such a scenario, it went ugly pretty fast, with a team of them squaring up to me, but the little basturds must have seen the thousand yard stare in my eyes, they can smell fear, no way was i backing down, soon after my car windscreen got tanned to phuck
    Is that a true story?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    last time i got involved in such a scenario, it went ugly pretty fast, with a team of them squaring up to me, but the little basturds must have seen the thousand yard stare in my eyes, they can smell fear, no way was i backing down, soon after my car windscreen got tanned to phuck
    Is that a true story?[/quote]

    yes, unfortunately

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    How did you end up arguing with wee dicks like that? Did you refuse to go in for their booze, or did they tell you they didn't care how cute your puppies were, they didn't want to go in to see them.

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    re: Bloody hell. :(

    Quote Originally Posted by gersforme
    last time i got involved in such a scenario, it went ugly pretty fast, with a team of them squaring up to me, but the little basturds must have seen the thousand yard stare in my eyes, they can smell fear, no way was i backing down, soon after my car windscreen got tanned to phuck
    Is that a true story?[/quote]

    yes, unfortunately[/quote]


    On a serious note I'd never get involved in stuff like that. Unless you're up for cracking a few skulls and prepared to take the punishment then it's not worth it. These wee cuints have nothing to lose and would always be back with greater number.

    You'd end up having to run the gauntlet on occasions and eventually having to leave the area unless you had back up from some major players...(which I don't).

    Never worth it.

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