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    germans

    read in hotel reviews there are loads of these folk going there same time as me.

    how should i deal with this.

    a. duff them up

    or

    b. team up with them incase germany play england in the world cup.

    i think germans are ok but arrogant fekwits when they enter a spanish hotel.

    theyre always queue jumping at meal times and hogging the beach and pool areas.

    any advice.

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    re: germans

    Make sure you stick a Union Flag beach towel over the balcony, if you do nothing else.


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    Germans are c*nts on holiday! they always expect you to move out the way when walking on a pavement. Don't move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    Make sure you stick a Union Flag beach towel over the balcony, if you do nothing else.

    Mrs Colin Stein, me and my youngest are currently enjoying a wee week in Benidorm. Before we came she bought us both a Union Flag beach towel. Each night they fly proudly from our balcony separated by the bairns Rangers towel. I watch some of the locals walk by, stop and stare at the display and then discuss it, no doubt recalling that momentous night in Barcelona in 72 or the up and coming return visit by the Bears.

    Anyway at the poolside yesterday I was approached by a ****ney guy, who explained he was a Chelsea supporting serving soldier (and Bear friendly) and asked if the flag display was mine. I said yes, and he said he didnAt want to sound cheeky but that the towels were sometimes flying upside down. I thought he was being petty, but he explained he expected more from the Quintessential British Club and that it was that attenti

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    re: germans

    The English steal mair sunbeds than Zee Germans .


    FACT.

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    re: germans




    You neber let me down.

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    re: germans

    Quote Originally Posted by DannyBhoy
    Make sure you stick a Union Flag beach towel over the balcony, if you do nothing else.

    Mrs Colin Stein, me and my youngest are currently enjoying a wee week in Benidorm. Before we came she bought us both a Union Flag beach towel. Each night they fly proudly from our balcony separated by the bairns Rangers towel. I watch some of the locals walk by, stop and stare at the display and then discuss it, no doubt recalling that momentous night in Barcelona in 72 or the up and coming return visit by the Bears.

    Anyway at the poolside yesterday I was approached by a ****ney guy, who explained he was a Chelsea supporting serving soldier (and Bear friendly) and asked if the flag display was mine. I said yes, and he said he didnAt want to sound cheeky but that the towels were sometimes flying upside down. I thought he was being petty, but he explained he expected more from the Quintesse

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    re: germans

    ffs scones even got a league table for international sunbed theft.

    bet north korea and argentina are highly ranked.

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    re: germans

    Italians are the biggest erseholes.

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    re: germans

    Cannae believe the French havenae got a mention yet...

    Smelly B@stards.

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