Electric carving knives

[Nevermore666]

Any **** who uses one on a roast is a manky ****.

[Munch_Magic]

One of those file next to (Breville, Soda Stream, Yoghurt Maker, Ice Cream Maker, Ice Crusher) etc line of crap things.

I believe I have an electric tin opener unused given as a gift somewhere in the loft - I remember looking at it and thinking wtf

[Munch_Magic]

Because you don't use your electric knife, you could don a Jason mask and use it to go and cut them ****ers up at The Brook at that meeting for not formally inviting you.

Or you could just give it away to charity.

[Nevermore666]

Don't think anyone was formally invited. Anywhoo, wouldn't be a reason to commit murder. Youse sound like a proper mentalist.

[jiltedjohn]

Any **** who uses one on a roast is a manky ****.

I'm surprised you are allowed anywhere near sharp objects tbh.

[Munch_Magic]

I wasn't reffering to murder - however you could dress up as Liberace and get your bottom butchered by Jimmy.

[Nevermore666]

Any **** who uses one on a roast is a manky ****.

I'm surprised you are allowed anywhere near sharp objects tbh.[/quote]

I better be careful I don't cut meself on your wit.

[Nevermore666]

Jimmy is awesome.one of those rare things - a genuinely nice guy. His support for Scottish independence is a bother but we do live in a democracy.

[HiKarate_22]

Jimmy seems nice.

[Nevermore666]

Another newby.