I'm Gan To Have Some Alpen...

[Munch_Magic]

Aynyone want some? None of that tropical muck I have the origional one, I'll even pick out the raisins if requested.

[moorlad]

Alpen is ****e, might as well of half crushed plasterboard. In fact all cereal is pretty ****ing ****e to be honest. Keep eating that sort off of nonsense and youse'll turn into Jimmy and be nice to everyone.

[Markovitch]

Got black bits in it as well, shocking stuff. Can't you have egg and bacon like everyone else
#****ingobvious

[Munch_Magic]

To be fair I normally have lager but decided to eat Alpen, it were alright but right ****ing chewy, took neigh on an hour to eat it.

[moorlad]

Scop the rest out before you're ever tempted again, that's my advice.

[deezel]

pour some lager into the alpen

should improve the lager tbf

[Markovitch]

I would try Baileys, milk based, so 1 of your 5 a day
#fitnessfanatic

[Munch_Magic]

I have just read somewhere that you should never hold a fart in for too long or it could make your heart explode.

[Pentridge]

I of muesli EVERYDAY so **** YOUSE LOT.

[alfinyalcabo]

Well thick Porridge for me,with loads a sugar on it..youse softies on hear couldn't manage it..