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    Glugging Rab

    Imagine all the seas in this world merged into one. Upon the surface of this maasive sea floats one tyre.
    In the sea lives one turtle that visits the surface once in its life.

    When it decides to visit the surface its head emerges within the hole of the tyre floating in the vast sea.

    This is the chances of Kel Judd or Rab the glugger have of posting something positive.


    This message will have a discussion on everything but the point of this post as a way of belittling it. You cant change psychopathy. Psychos can only reply in kind.

    Are you sure you drink enough? Really? Drink more. You know you should.

    Q.

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    re: Glugging Rab

    Jack Daniels, Fosters, Chianti, Guiness, black and tan, mild, brandy, marsala, champagne, sherry, bitter, vodka.

    You know you want to. You have the taste.

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    re: Glugging Rab

    How's the sweating in this weather, Frank?

    Do you resemble an beetroot or an strawberry?

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    re: Glugging Rab

    psycho.

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    re: Glugging Rab

    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw
    Imagine all the seas in this world merged into one. Upon the surface of this maasive sea floats one tyre.
    In the sea lives one turtle that visits the surface once in its life.

    When it decides to visit the surface its head emerges within the hole of the tyre floating in the vast sea.


    Q.
    If that did happen,imagine how sad that scenario would be...

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    re: Glugging Rab

    Quote Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
    Imagine all the seas in this world merged into one. Upon the surface of this maasive sea floats one tyre.
    In the sea lives one turtle that visits the surface once in its life.

    When it decides to visit the surface its head emerges within the hole of the tyre floating in the vast sea.


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    If that did happen,imagine how sad that scenario would be...[/quote]

    It would nae be a good year for the seal.

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    re: Glugging Rab

    I can imagine the poor seal swimming the vast ocean,spotting the tyre and thinking that it was a porthole to the outside world and so choose to pop his head in the tyre only to find nothing but the smell of rubber and the world on the outside being a very small place,swimming back down again depressed...

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    re: Glugging Rab

    Attention seeking ****.


    **** your head, Frank.

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