Reply With QuoteThere should be no age limit on who you love...
|
| + Visit Cambridge United FC Mad for Latest News, Transfer Gossip, Fixtures and Match Results |
Results 1 to 10 of 10
Thread: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
-
19-05-2014, 07:38 PM #1
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- May 2014
- Posts
- 498
When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
I set my limit at 39 years in 2006, I noticed that her lips had started to sag a bit and they would only have deteriorated and got worse over time, plus adding onto that the drying up of the minge around this period then I guessed that they would also get more moany as well.
-
19-05-2014, 10:02 PM #2
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Jan 2014
- Posts
- 2,735
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
-
20-05-2014, 02:54 AM #3
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- May 2014
- Posts
- 498
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
Joanna Lumley - stop cavorting like a flirty sixteen year old in the adverts when we all know that you are nearly eighty and your fanny has probably healed up, take heed chalky ffs.
-
20-05-2014, 06:19 AM #4
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Aug 2002
- Posts
- 21,740
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
munch, this sounds more like an admission off of your failure with a woman (or women) than an general observation. I am now imagining groups* of them standing on street corners in your area and pointing and laughing as you go by, discussing your uncouth ***ual manners and tiny knob. Thanks for sharing though.
Originally Posted by Munch_Magic
* very small ones though
-
20-05-2014, 04:14 PM #5
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- May 2014
- Posts
- 498
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
Thank you Griff, being called 'uncouth' on here is an honour.
To be honest the only people likely to get offended by this thread are folk who are FORCED to shag an old clout, or Joanna Lumley.
-
20-05-2014, 05:48 PM #6
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 6,733
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
Top limit or lower limit chalky? Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
-
20-05-2014, 07:15 PM #7
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Jan 2014
- Posts
- 2,735
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
There was a story about some old girl of 85 that was on the game in The Sun yesterday...
Eighty bleeding Five!!!
-
20-05-2014, 07:21 PM #8
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 6,733
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
You would I bet! Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
-
20-05-2014, 07:27 PM #9
Hall Of Fame
- Join Date
- Jan 2014
- Posts
- 2,735
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
You would I bet![/quote] Originally Posted by Nevermore666
I would not,ive still got some images etched in my mind of old biddies getting out of bed and showing all that they have got that im still getting counseling for...
-
20-05-2014, 07:30 PM #10
Banned
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
- Posts
- 10,207
re: When Is A Bint Too Old To Pork?
You would I bet![/quote] Originally Posted by Nevermore666
Wayne's wood would
Forum Info
Footymad Forums offer you the chance to interact and discuss all things football with fellow fans from around the world, and share your views on footballing issues from the latest, breaking transfer rumours to the state of the game at international level and everything in between.
Whether your team is battling it out for the Premier League title or struggling for League survival, there's a forum for you!
Gooners, Mackems, Tractor Boys - you're all welcome, please just remember to respect the opinions of others.
Click here for a full list of the hundreds of forums available to you
The forums are free to join, although you must play fair and abide by the rules explained here, otherwise your ability to post may be temporarily or permanently revoked.
So what are you waiting for? Register now and join the debate!
(these forums are not actively moderated, so if you wish to report any comment made by another member please report it.)
