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Thread: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

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    Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Chatting to this lassie and her man starts giving it the big licks.

    When I told him I would leather him he sh@t it saying he wasn't up for it as his wean was there.

    An off duty policeman got involved though after the boy started reacting. The Polisman said he'd never seen anything like it.

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Seems to me like you got rejected by the lassie and have made the rest up to make yourself feel better.

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dabs_For_Me
    Chatting to this lassie and her man starts giving it the big licks.

    When I told him I would leather him he sh@t it saying he wasn't up for it as his wean was there.

    An off duty policeman got involved though after the boy started reacting. The Polisman said he'd never seen anything like it.
    You should have looked behind the pram.

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by Archiebaird
    Seems to me like you got rejected by the lassie and have made the rest up to make yourself feel better.

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by BertrandRussell
    Seems to me like you got rejected by the lassie and have made the rest up to make yourself feel better.
    [/quote]


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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by Archiebaird
    Seems to me like you got rejected by the lassie and have made the rest up to make yourself feel better.
    Whooooooosh!

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dabs_For_Me
    Seems to me like you got rejected by the lassie and have made the rest up to make yourself feel better.
    Whooooooosh! [/quote]

    Good one.

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    Quote Originally Posted by CB_1874
    Chatting to this lassie and her man starts giving it the big licks.

    When I told him I would leather him he sh@t it saying he wasn't up for it as his wean was there.

    An off duty policeman got involved though after the boy started reacting. The Polisman said he'd never seen anything like it.
    You should have looked behind the pram.[/quote]



    White as a sheet he was - before he sprinted away

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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    It's amazing what a 10-2 hiding and losing a cup final will do to posters.


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    re: Bit of bother in the boozer last night.

    And it's amazing what a teenage paddy labourer can do to other posters.

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