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    I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Amazing opening line - what is your favourite?


    I read recently Glenn Gregory said -


    This is exactly where Martyn was sitting that morning Ian and I turned up at his house to continue writing demo's for the Luxury Gap album. He said "I've had a brilliant idea, were going to write a song based on the Lords Prayer, lead us not into temptation, and the music will just keep building and building in a frenzy of ***ual desire"... not bad for 9:30 in the morning!

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Quote Originally Posted by Munch_Magic
    Amazing opening line - what is your favourite?


    I read recently Glenn Gregory said -


    This is exactly where Martyn was sitting that morning Ian and I turned up at his house to continue writing demo's for the Luxury Gap album. He said "I've had a brilliant idea, were going to write a song based on the Lords Prayer, lead us not into temptation, and the music will just keep building and building in a frenzy of ***ual desire"... not bad for 9:30 in the morning!
    We've heard it all before, we're learning to ignore.

    Or

    It's a sad affliction, causing me restrictions, this isn't what I wanted to do.

    Or

    Narrow minds are everywhere, someday it's going to show, follow anything at all, believe all they're told.

    Or

    I would love to be the lucky one on chill avenue, who could keep your heart warm when Ice has turned it blue.

    Or

    Midnight to six man, For the first time from Jamaica, Dillinger and Leroy Smart, Delroy Wilson, your cool op

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Can I suggest you: Get ****ed

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    I'm a cheeky girl...

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    I'm coming up your ass
    I'm so bored with your ****

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Is that one off of Wire's Ridders?

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    WHITEHOUSE Ken.

    So's this one..

    Say you're a toilet
    Say you're a human toilet
    Say it

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Got u where I want u
    Mother****er
    I got 5ive up on your dime
    And if u wanna peep on something
    Peep what I got stuck between
    Your eyes.

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    re: I've never been closer, I've tried to understand...

    Your number's up, honey - and so is my cock
    The chips are down - and so are your wet panties

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