Ace topic by Munch. So favourite opening line in an book.

[moorlad]

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen".

I hope I've remembered it word for word. Ace line completely sets the scene for the entire book.

I also like:

a??Call me Ishmael." (Moby ****)

"It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times", (can't remember how it gans on, but it's geet good, an tale off of two (2) cities).

What's it going to be then, eh?" (An Clockwork Orange)

"Marley was dead, to begin with." (an Christmas Carol)

[kel_]

Then I got out my masterpiece.

[moorlad]

Then I got out my masterpiece.

Arf.

ARF.

ARF.

[kel_]

Then I got out my masterpiece.

Arf.

ARF.

ARF.[/quote]

As I of nowt to do I of just found the original excerpt. Did youse ever see it?

[moorlad]

Then I got out my masterpiece.

Arf.

ARF.

ARF.[/quote]

As I of nowt to do I of just found the original excerpt. Did youse ever see it?[/quote]

No, but I'd quite like to.

[kel_]

I might of to email it you cos I can't work out how to dee it via an private mongbook message. I of just pissed mesen at it

[moorlad]

Of youse got my email?

[kel_]

Check your mongbook.

[moorlad]

Check your mongbook.

**** me, I of had to gan out off of the room to compose myself after that. That were proper ****ing ace.

[kel_]

If it doesert win an award it's an DISGRACE.