Top 5 Northern Evo-Stik Premier League side resigns

[tazzydjr]

4th Place Worksop Town FC have resigned from NPL with immediate effect

it must be down to they're financial situation mentioned on #DotCom at some-point - view external link

[jiltedjohn]

I love that Worksop, as a lad I used to sit and watch the telly printer scores come in, why can't Englanders pronounce Brechin and Forfar, Properly?/

[chalky-ncfc]

How are they pronounced?...

[Munch_Magic]

I really like Worksop, they have got weird thrift shops scattered around that offer to buy things, like a Cash Convertor but their advertising was written in paint on the inside of the window.

I remember getting so pissed the missus got ****ed off with me and went to that park that is opposite Home Bargains.

I hazily remember stumbling into a bakers to buy a Cornish Pasty to soak up the alcohol on that shopping bit on a hill.

It was a good day out all in all.

[Markovitch]

I wonder why evo stick think they flog more glue by sponsoring crap part time football teams. Youd think they would be involved in horse racing

[Pentridge]

We of'd an teacher at school who reckoned that along with super glue, he was on the team that invented Evo-stick. He wasn't known as bull****ter Mills for nothing tbh.

[Markovitch]

What did he teach?

[Pentridge]

Science.

He reckoned that one day one off of the apprentices at the skunk works off of glue was working under an VOLUMINOUS vat off of super glue and the stop cock came off of and the poor chap was covered in an deluge off of super sticky glue. Apparently he wasn't injured in any way, he just appeared to of an excess off of Bryl Cream in his hair.

He was an great teacher though and could fix anything, we used to take broken Walkmans* ect in for him to fix.


80s WOTD right there KENNY.