Faith Healers..

[imtheboy]

Why do they never sort toothache oot?

[Alternative_Poster]

Do they cure piles?

[imtheboy]

Are you having trouble building a pier?

[521buc]

If people are desperate they will use them given the chance..
Tbh I can see why.

[CelticSupporter]

So true story..

I went to a healing mass when I was maybe 17 or so. The mass was presided over by our parish priest- a guy a had known for years, regularly played tennis with him. He was what's called "charismatic" by the Catholics which I had only found out about a week or so before the mass which is why I went, to see what this freak show was all about! (Which was really odd because I knew the guy and liked him)

I was educated in Catholic schools but you'd be hard pressed to find someone that doubted the existence of god more- nor did I like the Catholic church.

But I went, at some point everyone who wants to be "blessed" goes to the front of the church to have the priest lay is hands on your forehead and say a quick prayer.

So off I went, stood in a line, watched the priest work his way down to me as almost everyone fell over like he was Lovenkrands.

He gets to me, just touches my forehead and over I went. I wasn't quite like an electric shock but that's as close to a descrip

[budgeover]

Answer to everything if you look hard enough

Least you were left intact

[happytim]

i went to a faithhealer at hyde park once, there was a huge crowd and the healer asked if anyone had anything they wanted healed.

this wee guy stood up and said, me thir, the healer said and whats your, he said thammy, ok sammy said the healer and what do you want cured, he said my thpeech impediment. ok sammy go behind the curtain.

the healer said anyone else, and this stout woman stood up and walked towards the front with crutches and said, me, ok and whats your, and she said mrs wilson, ok mrs wilson and how long have you not been able to walk without crutches and she said 20 years.

ok mrs wilson said the healer, you go behind the curtain too. as she went the healer said a few words from a prayer book and then shouted

mrs wilson throw away one of your crutches, seconds later a crutch comes flying over the curtain, then he says mrs wilson throw away your second crutch, and then a second crutch comes flying over the curtain, then he says sammy speak, to which sammy r

[gersforme]

[Redford]

[quote="CelticSupporter"]So true story..

I went to a healing mass when I was maybe 17 or so. The mass was presided over by our parish priest- a guy a had known for years, regularly played tennis with him. He was what's called "charismatic" by the Catholics which I had only found out about a week or so before the mass which is why I went, to see what this freak show was all about! (Which was really odd because I knew the guy and liked him)

I was educated in Catholic schools but you'd be hard pressed to find someone that doubted the existence of god more- nor did I like the Catholic church.

But I went, at some point everyone who wants to be "blessed" goes to the front of the church to have the priest lay is hands on your forehead and say a quick prayer.

So off I went, stood in a line, watched the priest work his way down to me as almost everyone fell over like he was Lovenkrands.

He gets to me, just touches my forehead and over I went. I wasn't quite li

[rumnpepp]

[quote="CelticSupporter"]So true story..

I went to a healing mass when I was maybe 17 or so. The mass was presided over by our parish priest- a guy a had known for years, regularly played tennis with him. He was what's called "charismatic" by the Catholics which I had only found out about a week or so before the mass which is why I went, to see what this freak show was all about! (Which was really odd because I knew the guy and liked him)

I was educated in Catholic schools but you'd be hard pressed to find someone that doubted the existence of god more- nor did I like the Catholic church.

But I went, at some point everyone who wants to be "blessed" goes to the front of the church to have the priest lay is hands on your forehead and say a quick prayer.

So off I went, stood in a line, watched the priest work his way down to me as almost everyone fell over like he was Lovenkrands.

He gets to me, just touches my forehead and over I went. I wasn't quite li