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Thread: Excess ear wax

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    Excess ear wax

    I think I am suffering with this at the moment. Of any off of your readers suffered with it too and, if so, do you* of any tips to get rid off of the ****?*


    *apart from sticking stuff down my ear, obv

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    re: Excess ear wax

    Stick your heed in the microwave for about four minutes.

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    re: Excess ear wax

    I got a ***ually transmitted ear infection, hearing aids . Boom boom, im here all week. Thank you

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    re: Excess ear wax

    i too SUFFERED with excess wax for a year or so (12 months+) and there's nowt much you can do apart from taking drops and hoping the wax doesn't dribble in your ale

    hydrogen peroxide is better than over the counter drops, but best not to drink it

    don't shove cotton buds in your ear, it'll only compact the wax

    Dr Deezel

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    re: Excess ear wax

    HOPI EAR CANDLES.



    They'll align your chakkras too.

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    Cheers Deez. That's back and ear advice I of had off of you now. I owe you an pint.

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    re: Excess ear wax

    I of off suffered for years with earwax ,I use one of the wife's hair clips to get it out and save it in a geet big jar.. It's good on toast..

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    re: Excess ear wax

    I read somewhere that soft, squidgy earwax was an sign off of HIGH CHOLESTEROL.

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    Didert say it were soft and squidgy, prick.

    SEE YOU IN COURT.

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    re: Excess ear wax

    Quote Originally Posted by kel_
    Didert say it were soft and squidgy, prick.

    SUE YOU IN COURT.
    He He

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