Pearce - New England staff at CG

[Trickytreesreds]

For all the scoffing we get on here about Pearce's appointment, he hasn't sat on his hands at all.
Signings have carried on, players shipped out and the biggest thing for me is finally sweeping away the BD regime and putting in place a proper structure.

John Percy ?@John__Percy 4m
Stuart Pearce has appointed a new member of staff at #nffc. John Marshall will leave the FA as senior scout to join as head of recruitment

He's certainly pulling the England boys in.

Of course this all fantasy, because Pearce has already resigned/HMRC has wound us up/ the Tea ladies have smashed up the ********/ the bank of Kuwait has cancelled Fawaz's super saver account.

SBC, time you told the truth, I can handle it.

[tricky1972]

For all the scoffing we get on here about Pearce's appointment, he hasn't sat on his hands at all.
Signings have carried on, players shipped out and the biggest thing for me is finally sweeping away the BD regime and putting in place a proper structure.

John Percy ?@John__Percy 4m
Stuart Pearce has appointed a new member of staff at #nffc. John Marshall will leave the FA as senior scout to join as head of recruitment

He's certainly pulling the England boys in.

Of course this all fantasy, because Pearce has already resigned/HMRC has wound us up/ the Tea ladies have smashed up the ********/ the bank of Kuwait has cancelled Fawaz's super saver account.

SBC, time you told the truth, I can handle it.

Still have your head in the sand I see, Fawaz doesn't have any accounts in Kuwait, he isn't real, he's an actor called Colin Moffat from Sheffield

[SirBobRosario]

Backroom staff is coming along nicely. Dont think we will get a ceo though, Dont think Fawaz want's one.

[Sir_Brian_Clough]

Fine, you asked for it, here is the actually genuine 100% truth:

Fawaz is not a rich businessman from Kuwait. Fawaz isn't even his real. His is Fred and he runs a burger van outside Mansfield. One day, whilst cleaning out the special sauce bottles, he had an idea. He called Wonga and got a loan. With his money, he bought himself a suit and popped to the City Ground to buy Forest. Since then, he has had a fall out with the catering company because they don't fry chips like he used to and he is arguing with HMRC because he never paid VAT on his van and he isn't about to start now.

He has re-mortgaged the stadium and sacked all of the staff except for a young lady called Ryan who is amazing with Photoshop. Fawaz has been getting him to create images of players signing and a new manager being photographed at the club but none of it is real. I asked Stuart Pearce if this is true at a Venga Boys Concert last week and he replied "Nottingham Forest? I don't even like the club. The

[Trickytreesreds]

For all the scoffing we get on here about Pearce's appointment, he hasn't sat on his hands at all.
Signings have carried on, players shipped out and the biggest thing for me is finally sweeping away the BD regime and putting in place a proper structure.

John Percy ?@John__Percy 4m
Stuart Pearce has appointed a new member of staff at #nffc. John Marshall will leave the FA as senior scout to join as head of recruitment

He's certainly pulling the England boys in.

Of course this all fantasy, because Pearce has already resigned/HMRC has wound us up/ the Tea ladies have smashed up the ********/ the bank of Kuwait has cancelled Fawaz's super saver account.

SBC, time you told the truth, I can handle it.

Still have your head in the sand I see, Fawaz doesn't have any accounts in Kuwait, he isn't real, he's an actor called Colin Moffat from Sheffield[/quote]

I don't doubt what you

[Trickytreesreds]

You see SBC, that wasn't so hard was it?
Welcome to the imaginary must be true world of Footy Mad.

PS my cat has just come back home, with a council leaflet saying "Messy here". Lionel must have a clone in Brazil, because I believe the RED council has our best interests at heart. If they say he's here, then it's a done deal.
Eat your heart out all you jealous *******s.

[Elite_Pie]

[quote="Sir_Brian_Clough"]Fine, you asked for it, here is the actually genuine 100% truth:

Fawaz is not a rich businessman from Kuwait. Fawaz isn't even his real. His is Fred and he runs a burger van outside Mansfield. One day, whilst cleaning out the special sauce bottles, he had an idea. He called Wonga and got a loan. With his money, he bought himself a suit and popped to the City Ground to buy Forest. Since then, he has had a fall out with the catering company because they don't fry chips like he used to and he is arguing with HMRC because he never paid VAT on his van and he isn't about to start now.

He has re-mortgaged the stadium and sacked all of the staff except for a young lady called Ryan who is amazing with Photoshop. Fawaz has been getting him to create images of players signing and a new manager being photographed at the club but none of it is real. I asked Stuart Pearce if this is true at a Venga Boys Concert last week and he repli

[dazzared60]

[quote="Sir_Brian_Clough"]Fine, you asked for it, here is the actually genuine 100% truth:

Fawaz is not a rich businessman from Kuwait. Fawaz isn't even his real. His is Fred and he runs a burger van outside Mansfield. One day, whilst cleaning out the special sauce bottles, he had an idea. He called Wonga and got a loan. With his money, he bought himself a suit and popped to the City Ground to buy Forest. Since then, he has had a fall out with the catering company because they don't fry chips like he used to and he is arguing with HMRC because he never paid VAT on his van and he isn't about to start now.

He has re-mortgaged the stadium and sacked all of the staff except for a young lady called Ryan who is amazing with Photoshop. Fawaz has been getting him to create images of players signing and a new manager being photographed at the club but none of it is real. I asked Stuart Pearce if this is true at a Venga Boys Concert last week and he repli

[Trickytreesreds]

[quote="dazzared60"]Fine, you asked for it, here is the actually genuine 100% truth:

Fawaz is not a rich businessman from Kuwait. Fawaz isn't even his real. His is Fred and he runs a burger van outside Mansfield. One day, whilst cleaning out the special sauce bottles, he had an idea. He called Wonga and got a loan. With his money, he bought himself a suit and popped to the City Ground to buy Forest. Since then, he has had a fall out with the catering company because they don't fry chips like he used to and he is arguing with HMRC because he never paid VAT on his van and he isn't about to start now.

He has re-mortgaged the stadium and sacked all of the staff except for a young lady called Ryan who is amazing with Photoshop. Fawaz has been getting him to create images of players signing and a new manager being photographed at the club but none of it is real. I asked Stuart Pearce if this is tru

[rodred]

I believed you SBC until you mentioned the VAT on the van. As all good accountants know, if you pay VAT on a van and are VAT registered, you can claim it back anyway. Makes your whole story collapse !!