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    O/T Women

    Twenty degrees ootside, sitting sweltering in the office & we've just noticed the lassie in my team has had her radiator on full blast all morning.

    You couldnae make it up, she's not even apologised...

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    I have come to the conclusion that women in my life are a liability, nay- a financial drain and a lot more trouble than they are worth, after the initial burst of love and the amazing *** they move in for the kill and start thinking in terms of security and a minder for their kids, i would go gay but I'm not sure it can be just selected, know what i mean , honey?

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    It's a good point, they always seem to be cold & dark too, every light in the hoose on & heaters blazing.

    My missus comes straight home every night & turns the kitchen light on even though the sunlight is streaming in, as soon as I see it I turn it straight back off. Mental.

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    i have been in love a couple of times, its amazing , whatever love is, it takes over your life and your priorities change, but then you realise somewhere down the line it was all nature's trick to get you to reproduce

    by phuck i'm a miserable anhedonic basturd

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    You've got a right habit of taking a topic & generalising the shyte out of it.

    Having said that, you're observations of the fairer *** seem to be spot on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    You've got a right habit of taking a topic & generalising the shyte out of it.

    Having said that, you're observations of the fairer *** seem to be spot on.
    its true, but it facilitates discussion, nothing wrong with amplifying a subject and using it as a springboard, after all, most kvnts on here are monosyllabic.

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    It's nature isn't it? Women are looking for a father to their children, a provider & a protector.

    Men are looking for a ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mook1
    It's nature isn't it? Women are looking for a father to their children, a provider & a protector.

    Men are looking for a ride.
    yes, true, but in today's world it breaks down to: women are looking for a man with cash and assets and a future, i find men are a lot more romantic than most women and see things in far less commercial terms.

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    You surprise me gers,quite the romantic.

    Fancy a hot date wi a skate?

    (Skate=fish with peculiar genitalia,long a favourite with deep sea fisherman)

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    i used to be quite the romantic blanche, after a few heartbreaks i realised that love, like most things is literally for sale

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