I know it's early

[moorlad]

But I want my dinner now.

I of nee idea what I'm gan to of, and I'm open to suggestions from your readers. I divvent want any vegan nonsense or owt like that, but summat tasty that'll fill an geet empty gut.

[Pentridge]

PIES

[kel_]

Salad, you portly prat.

[moorlad]

PIES

That sounds like an plan to be fair.

[moorlad]

Salad, you portly prat.

Salads are for bints and homlords to be honest, unless they include geet big pies, and youse can leave the green ****e.

[Nevermore666]

Kebab. Not one of them ****e ones on a stick.

[moorlad]

Kebab. Not one of them ****e ones on a stick.

It'd be alright if it were an ****ing geet big stick though.

[deezel]

WRAPS...

i'm offing two(x2)wraps(YO BRUVVA)with sliced beef, grated radish and a soupcon off of mayo

an satsuma for pudding

[moorlad]

While I were watching the thrilling conclusion off of the yanks match last night, I were so involved with the game I lost track off of what I were deeing and ate geet loads off of fruit. I had an orange (none off of those poncy la'al imitations), two nectarines (peach wannabes, to be fair) and an dozen cherries. Strangely enough I quite enjoyed them, but I only had them as I couldert be arsed gan to the kitchen, in case I missed owt.

[moorlad]

Two (x2) meat and tatty to be fair.

Geet ace they were too, from Haigh's in Wukki't'n, 'cos they dee big pies.