Tour de France pt2

[Nevermore666]

After lunch we headed to the railway station where we were herded into a carriage like Indians on the Calcutta express. After a nightmare 30 min train ride in which my elbow was ***ually assaulted by a woman's breasts we arrived in Harrogate to watch the end of stage one of the tour.

Well, that was the plan. Unfortunately due to the large volume of people not only could we not get near the finish line but we couldn't find a place where we could see the actual race so we ****ed off to the pub for a few beers (I actually had 3 poncey pints of Aspinalls cider) and watched the race.

After the race we decided to head to back to York and rushed to the railway station in order to beat the riffraff. We were wrong. There was a huge queue for the train to York and we were informed that it would take at least 2 hours to get on a train so we went back to the pub. To cut a long story short we didn't get back to York until 9.30pm. After a supper of fish and chips we wen

[moorlad]

To be fair, I of found part two (2) to be particularly arfsome, and am hoping for an major disaster in part three (3). It's an bit unfortunate youse never managed to see yon **** fall off of his bike to be honest. That were an better injury than Neymar's if I'm honest, at least he deserved to of been hurt by it.

[Sir_Judd]

I watched bits off of it on TV yesterday.

Best bit for me were when a bikerist smacked into one of those annoying ****s what were stepping in the road and sent the stupid bint absolutely ****ing flying.

Worst bit - when the lycra clad ****wits were riding the 2km stretch through Rochdale and the nobhead commentator referenced Blackstone Edge reservoir as "being near Oldham".

I'm glad you got royally ****ed about transport-wise. Despite all the gushing plaudits about the atmosphere and organisation, once again it just goes to show how our transport infrastructure cannot cope with any sizable event. God knows what'd happen if 999 decided to tour, or Rochdale get another open top bus parade.