Tour de France pt3

[Nevermore666]

Well, nee sleep saturday night cause of all the ****s making noise and treating the camp site like a ****ing holiday camp. So I rose around 4 went for a shower and a ****e then sat in the car reading until my mate got up and got ready then we went into the city centre for a McDonalds "big breakfast" which quite frankly were piss poor. We returned to the campsite to collect our tickets for York racecourse (the start of stage two) just in time to witness a council vehicle which was supposed to empty the portaloos get it's rear wheels swallowed by a sinkhole (it were still there this morning with some barriers around it and the toilets proper ****ing stinking).

Arriving at the racecourse at 7am we found ourselves a prime position in front of the stage where the riders sign off before the race begins. The only exciting thing to report during those FOUR long hours was some mental bitch with a teeny tiny bab

[moorlad]

Sounds ****e to be honest beast. I'll bet I had an better time in the Brook to be fair, even though I didert see Neymar knacker his back, 'cos there's nee telly.

[Nevermore666]

Tbf it was but it's always nice to spread your wings once in a while.

[Sir_Judd]

Why didert you have yer ****e before your shower?

[Nevermore666]

I did. I'm using artistic licence. PEDANT

[moorlad]

I did. I'm using artistic licence. PEDANT

Youse needed an licence to of an ****e?

[deezel]

Youse needed an licence to of an ****e?

perhaps there wasn't any bogroll tbf

[moorlad]

Never thought off of that to be honest.

[Nevermore666]

Plenty of bog roll.

[moorlad]

Well why did youse wipe your arse with an licence then?