Billy Connolly

[DeeMo]

Has anyone seen The Big Yin live ?

He's playing the Caird Hall in October and my missus wants to go

[gersforme]

i laughed at one of his jokes in 1987 i think it was

[DeeMo]

I think I will tell her I couldnae get tickets

[gersforme]

best idea mate, he's well by his best

[Mook1]

I think I will tell her I couldnae get tickets

Can your wife no work a phone or the internet?

If my wife wanted to go and watch a shyte comedian I'd tell her to get her own tickets.

[DeeMo]

I think I will tell her I couldnae get tickets

Can your wife no work a phone or the internet?

If my wife wanted to go and watch a shyte comedian I'd tell her to get her own tickets.[/quote] Apart fae playing settlers online she is phucking hopeless on the internet

I wish she couldn't use a phone. Mobile phones are a huge pain in the erse at times

[Mook1]

They are when you shove them up your @rse.

[DeeMo]

They are when you shove them up your @rse.

I woulnae kin about that Mook. My erse is only used for Sh1ting and farting

[gersforme]

a wasted erse then, danny would show you other uses for it , in a cell

[DeeMo]

a wasted erse then, danny would show you other uses for it , in a cell

I'm happy with my wasted erse gers. It's definitely a one way street