Susan Boyle

[WangOneIn]

Seriously, what the f**k is she on for.

[gersforme]

[Markovitch]

Did she ever get a shag? Remember her twining on about never being kissed I assumed that was a euphemism for bumping uglies. How much to go down on Susan frae Bathgate? I'll do it Bob frae Linwood drives me there in his Tesla

[BertrandRussell]

She's better looking than most tim females.

[AguyIknow]

She's better looking than most tim females.

[billymorgan]

She's better looking than most tim females.

She is how I envisage the Luton Racist Mrs Pogue.

[Mook1]

I always get 'Hot Amy from Falkirk', never seen 'Go down on Susan from Bathgate' yet but I'll keep my eyes peeled.

[gersforme]

we can sleep safely in our beds, mook is on the case

[Mook1]

we can sleep safely in our beds, mook is on the case

You might be safe but that pyshy mattress must be uncomfortable.

[gersforme]

we can sleep safely in our beds, mook is on the case

You might be safe but that pyshy mattress must be uncomfortable.[/quote]

are you accusing me of mendacity sir? i'll have you know my missus runs a tight ship here and the place is spotless, apart fae the wee corner i sit in, she's taken to calling me "father jack", of all the phucking insults