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Thread: Tractor Drivers

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    Tractor Drivers

    How do I start a National campaign to get these ****s off of the roads during peak commuting times?

    Every feckin night I get stuck behind one, I swear they drive really slowly just to piss everyone off, and if they are well it's working.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    Most off of the ones round my way drive at OUTRAGEOUS speeds and are an danger to other road users and most off f them are only sixteen (16) or so too.

    The proliferation* off of them atm is due to that it's harvest time and they're all busy mowing grass or summat.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    You see loads of farmers kids driving tractors to school here.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    Did you marry a Norge bint noggy?

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    Yes, my first wife was Welsh but had lived in Norway most of her life. My present wife is pure Noggy though

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by noggyblue
    Yes, my first wife was Welsh but had lived in Norway most of her life. My present wife is pure Noggy though
    I've cousins who are half Norwegian (born in west Cumbria tho). They used to go spend a few week every year with there Norge grandparents. They loved it . Getting up in the morn and cutting a hole in the frozen lake to fish for their breakfasts.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    You dont get many tractors in Arnold where i live so i dont mind them clogging up country roads...

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    I got stuck behind an tractor on my way to an client today. The client were an farmer to be fair.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    In other farming related news, an milk tanker drove past my gaff this morning absolutely GUSHING milk out off of this back and ofs left an foul smelling lactose snail trail behind it.

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    re: Tractor Drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by chalky-ncfc
    You dont get many tractors in Arnold where i live so i dont mind them clogging up country roads...
    Nimby git.

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