I'm Not Normally One To Judge...

[Taansend]

But this is f.ucking gay

And by gay I mean the bloke who wrote this is a 35 year old virgin who still lives at home with his mum& has a 'thing' for Carol Vorderman.

Time for battle , under armour the skin
Fresh mentality to seize the win
Forget the treble they did last year
Merge the bubbles into a tear

Scores to be settled , revenge so sweet
West Ham aren't our rivals , get back in your seat
League positions never reach so high
Not like Sam's style , balls up in the sky

Forever blowing your bubble of hate
One fine day you will meet your fate
But let's not get down to the levels of some
Not every hammer but they do have scum

Time for players to show their flair
Embrace Tottenham's motto , will we dare
To do the things that make us proud
Thousands of voices as one in the crowd

Don't leave the claret , a shade of claret
Leave them mugs as sick as a parrot
Play with pride the lilywhite way
Make it be special , this opening day

Who will play , positions and p

[Taansend]

"Forget the treble they did last year
Merge the bubbles into a tear"



How do you come up with that last line

[jon15u]

How sad, now they gotta put it to music and youtube it again.

[BlackDiamond]

A backward poet writes inverse

[jon15u]

And a mad one has no rhyme or reason-

[avit]

Ode to a spud

although marginally better than a Blunt
you are still a bagel munching f.ucking c.unt


anon

[Tone_Loc]

It's so sh1t it's good.

BTW... what's wrong with fancying Carol Vorderman?
I've had many an evening with 'Percy Palm and The Fabulous Five Digit Band' on account of her.

[frogiron]

[quote="Taansend"]But this is f.ucking gay

Time for battle , under armour the skin
Fresh mentality to seize the win
Forget the treble they did last year
Merge the bubbles into a tear

Scores to be settled , revenge so sweet
West Ham aren't our rivals , get back in your seat
League positions never reach so high
Not like Sam's style , balls up in the sky

Forever blowing your bubble of hate
One fine day you will meet your fate
But let's not get down to the levels of some
Not every hammer but they do have scum

Time for players to show their flair
Embrace Tottenham's motto , will we dare
To do the things that make us proud
Thousands of voices as one in the crowd

Don't leave the claret , a shade of claret
Leave them mugs as sick as a parrot
Play with pride the lilywhite way
Make it be special , this opening day

Who will play , positions and plan
Pochettino has the answers , he's the man
Sold out away tickets part of the norm
Hammers

[bonzosbest74]

The triplicate drubbing
Must have come as a shock
but your chairman's a w@nker
and your emblem's a c0ck

Your 5th placed finish
caused a lot of disquiet
was the sale of Bale
the real cause of the riot?

You've turned selling players
into a bit of an art
Carrick, Berba & Modric
Oh and Van der Vaart

You think you're a big club
which seems pretty thick
as you've not really challenged
since the days of Bill Nick

The big clubs shop in Harrods
you're more cash & carry
you'd still be top 4
if you'd kept hold of Harry

You're the pride of North London
from the lane that is white
but why is your new ground
still a building site?

To win the big trophy
is what you really crave
you're going to Wembley
said old Chas & Dave

But it's been quite a while
since Ossie & Ricky
to finish above Arsene
will be pretty tricky

We are the West Ham
with hammers on our crest
I think you're all a bunch of c.unts
love from Bonzosbest x x x x x

[herbiehammer]

Oh that hurt to do that but credit where credits due